.Hello readers!
This is a follow up to my Spam Spring Cleaning. I know a lot of people get annoyed by these posts and just delete them while grumbling in the background, but I believe that this is the wrong approach. Instead, let us look at the hysterical, intellectually challenged, nature of them.
Because what better to deal with spammers than to make fun of them? I invite everyone to read through these, then look at your own comments, marked spam, and post the best ones! Let’s get started… I think this is going to be painful!

Well… I mean thanks… It’s nice to be appreciated, though I don’t think an article about being confident in what you write is all that ground-breaking or life changing… but maybe I’m wrong. Maybe someone drew a lot more from it than I thought possible…
Or maybe it’s a spammer testing the grounds so that they can flood my blog with spamvertisements later. I’ll let my readers be the judge.

I’m a blogger, not tech support. I think you need to send this to wordpress. I can’t take over your account and remove… whatever you clicked on.

… so apparently Metal causes mesothelioma now. Well… most of my generation is in trouble now!

Okay… well good luck to you there. Though I don’t think watching Lucifer is going to help you lose much weight. Might I suggest ‘Shameless’ or ‘This is Us’?

That is the first time I frequented your web page and up to now?
There’s too much wrong with that sentence to know where to being.

… riiiiight… Okay then, nothing more to see here. Moving right along.

Okay… I’m at a loss for words here. Anyone want to try to caption this one? Maybe I should make a caption contest for it…

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Readers,
Do you have a question about writing, publishing, my stories, etc? Please feel free to post a comment or email me.
jimthewritingwizard@gmail.com
I’ll use those comments to select my next blog post.
I have been writing for several years, have 4 published works, experience with publishing and independent work, so I can hopefully be of assistance.
Please note, I only do one of these a day and will do my best to respond to everyone, but it may take some time.
Also, feel free to check out my works of Fantasy and Historical Fiction, Available on Amazon and where ever books are sold. See the link below:
http://www.amazon.com/James-Harrington/e/B00P7FBXTU
Note:
If you have read my books, PLEASE log into Amazon and post a review. I really love to hear everyone’s thoughts and constructive criticisms. Reviews help get my book attention and word of mouth is everything in this business!
Thanks friends!
Catch you on the flip side!
-Jim
Great googly-moogly! I might try a post like this some day, but I don’t know. I get so pissed about the spam comments that I hate to spare any more time and mental energy on them than it takes to delete them. Bravo for you, though, very funny!
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Wow some of them are actually hilarious! It’s sad to think there is so much spam going on though
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Omg some of those made me snort in laughter!
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